Carpool For Dummies - Art Car Central Moron Alert

There needs to be a book called Carpooling for dummies written by art car central that helps people drive and park in around swimming pools. Holy smokes!!! do we need special protective barriers around pools to stop some folks from driving their precious vehicles into the pool??? By the looks of it I think we do.I want to know how on earth does one get that close to a swimming pool to